it’s gone on like this
for three years, I guess
and we’re drunk all the time
and our lives are a mess
and the deathless love we swore to protect with our bodies
is stumbling across it’s bleak ending
“I also thank Angelina for dressing in hijab while she visited not just Iraqi refugees but refugees in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Not only did she look good in it, she showed respect and appreciation for their culture and religion and made sure that the focus was not on her looks but rather her mission.”
Starting that final sentence with “Not only did she look good in it” COMPLETELY invalidated whatever point you were trying to make.
helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical with a singing raccoon? I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.
applying for a babysitting job like “do u have experience with children?”
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day