March 2012
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…the way it allows you to create your own pastiche of songs and...
– Nitsuh Abebe, re Tumblr.
(You should read this article)
you know a band is good when you get the...
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
a haiku about making pasta
dreamforever11:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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washingtonpoststyle:
And now here’s the video of Batman being pulled over.
“Southbound 29…it’s a black Lamborghini and a driver dressed as Batman.”
PRICELESS.
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Trying to sort out all the things that were said last night. What was a dream, what wasn’t.
Regardless, I’ve led you on too far.
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skinslove:
When Katie says, “I don’t know who I am anymore.” I can completely relate to that right now.
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Things I learned tonight:
20 dollars worth of vyvanse won’t buy you 20 dollars worth of molly.
Don’t take a bro’s hat, because then said bro will push you and you will fall and have a bruise on your eyebrow.
Even after st.patty’s day and green beer day, the green beer still flows from the taps.
You can have bowls for cereal, but that’s not gonna help you in the...
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I have four days of math homework and a plant bio quiz separating me from the weekend.
This is what I’m doing instead.
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I’m not gay stop asking
– every straight guys sidebar on tumblr (via turgle)
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